Gluten-Free Christmas Songs

Getting silly the other day, and listening to Christmas songs for the hundredth-thousandth time, I decided it would be fun to make up my own gluten-free lyrics to some of my favorites. Call me silly, call be crazy… but I guarantee you that some of these words will be stuck in your head right through the holidays! Enjoy!

The Gluten-Free Ride with You
(To the tune of “Sleigh Ride’)

Just hear that change purse jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Yes it is more than double
When grocery shopping for you.

Just when you think you’re falling
A friend is calling “You too?”
Come on, we’re birds of a feather
There plenty of others like you.

Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
let’s go, Let’s look what we know,
Like who needs wheat in our dough!
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
it’s grand, our foods are not bland,
We’re gliding along with a long
list of gluten-free favorite brands.

Outlooks are nice and rosy
and comfy cozy are we
We’re all in this together
like two birds of a feather would be
Let’s take that road before us
and eat a muffin or two
It is a lovely diet and I
love all the sharing with you!

Let It Go
(To the tune of Let it Snow)

Oh, the diet at first is frightful,
But the food can be delightful,
And since we can’t eat most dough,
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

Gluten free won’t ever be stopping,
But you can eat that corn for popping;
In time you’ll be in the know,
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

When we finally start eatin’ right,
For us gluten-free is the norm;
Checking labels before each bite,
No gluten we need to confirm.

New foods we are now buying,
And, my gluten, we are good-bye-ing,
Now it’s easy to say “no-no”.
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

It’s Great to Find a Gluten-Free Beer
(To the tune of It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year)

It’s great to find a gluten-free beer.
With most stores not selling,
but everyone telling you,
“Be of good cheer,”
It’s great to find a gluten-free beer.

There’ll be parties for hosting,
Now you will be toasting and
cheering while you’re in the know.
There’ll be gluten-free stories and
tales of the horrors of baked goods so
long, long ago.

It’s great to find a gluten-free beer.
There’ll be beer mugs a ‘flowing
and you will be knowing,
that glutens not here!
It’s great to find a gluten-free beer!

Here Comes Gluten-Free
(To the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus)

Here comes Gluten-Free!
Here comes Gluten-Free!
Good-bye all the pain!
Udi’s and Rudi’s and all the others
With all the gluten-free grains.
Bells are ringing, we’re all singing;
My doc finally got it right.
Count your blessings and say your prayers,
‘Cause Gluten-Free feels alright.

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One Response to “Gluten-Free Christmas Songs”

  1. Cassie Says:

    Love these. Got mommy to sing them for me.

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